oh. my. God. I almost had a heart attack last night, and was almost murdered. by my mom.

She walks in the house while I'm IMing away with Yukkie-chan. And it's the two of us; we ain't just talkin, we're writing. RPing. Yaoi. Tramsformers yaoi.

I expect her to pick up Kiyoshi-chan and leave, I stayed here last night, and gotup to find his shoes. and then the shit hit the fan.

She sits on the somputer and starts readin' my rp, and all I can think is ' F___, f____, F****!' I yell at her to gret off, she says no, I grab my cell phone and call Yukkie up to complain and seek moral support. she was terrified FOR me.

So twenty minutes later I get this big long speech beginning with the words:

Mom: Are you gay?

Me: NO!

Mom: Is SHE gay?

Me: NO!

Mom; Well then why are you writing about gay men? Gay, transformers?

Me: -little giggle, cuz the way she said that was funny, and i may have been hysterical-

Mom: that wasn't a joke! why were you?

Me: -shrugs and turns red- Um... I dunno.. we just were....

and on from there. Pretty much, i was informed I have no dignity or self-respect, common sense, or brains. I got my phone threatened to be taken away, the texting on my phone threatened, and was threatened to be monitered whie on the computer. she also blocked Yukkie-chan's name offa my IM. Too bad she doesn't know Yukkie has more than 1 screename...

Yeah, just wanted to get this all off my chest before I left for school so... thanks for listening?